Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Penis Story

Okay, so I knew this would get your attention. Just a quick little story to share. Last weekend my mom, Calvin, Luke, and I were driving home from my sister's house. Out of the blue, Calvin pipes up from the back seat "Mommy, does Luke have a penis?"

"Yes, Calvin."

He chuckles. "I knew that. Because Luke is a boy. I'm a boy and I have a penis and Grady has a penis." (Keep in mind, my mom is in the car)

He pauses for a few seconds. "And my daddy has a BIG penis"

Enough said.


Amber said...

Don't you just love that kids have no filters and don't know the meaning of 'too much information'? Priceless, just priceless.

Boagie (Janice) said...

Wish I could have been the grandma to hear that. Kids are well educated nowdays. (That's a good thing.) Just be thankful it wasn't the conversation in the shopping cart in line at the grocery store.

Tracy said...

Reminds me of a story when I was babysitting a 3 yr old boy. My sister was giving him a bath and handed him the wash cloth and said "wash your private parts" He said, "You mean my penis?" She said, "Sure, whatever you call it." He stands up, puts his hands on his hips and says "I call mine LITTLE JOHN" We always wondered if his daddy called his BIG JOHN.

Tracy said...

Did you know that when you get ready to publish a post that you have saved from days ago you can go to post options and choose the current date so it pops up at the top of everyone's blogroll and gets noticed? I didn't know that until recently....just don't want to miss any of your fun posts!

Carrie said...

LOL..thanks for the laugh. I keep telling Lenny to stop referring to Gunner's privates as his "junk"...that is destined to come out in front of Grandma.